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Starbury To Heat? Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You
Starbury is widely coveted for his Vaseline-eating abilities. The greatest player in the history of the Chinese Basketball Association is ready to take his talents to the Miami Heat. Well, he will be...
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Red Alert: Crazy Russian On The Loose
In 1999, Vyacheslav Datsik became a popular name in the world of mixed martial arts when he shockingly defeated Andrei Arlovski at the MFC World Championship after Arlovski had been kicking his ass...
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Dave Lamont Will Fight You All
Dave Lamont has been a somewhat popular fixture in South Florida college sports broadcasting, as a talk radio host, play-by-play for ESPN college football action, and calling SEC basketball games, but...
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This Is Why We Need More Mike Tyson
If you’re trying to pinpoint the exact moment that Mike Tyson went from raging psychopath meltdown monster to the current hilarious and generally affable guy that we all love, most people would...
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This Week In India Is F*cking Crazy: Check Out The ‘Well Of Death’
When I was in college, I bought a 1987 Ford Bronco that was possibly the biggest death trap that I’ve ever driven. The suspension was shot to crap, but of course I didn’t bother getting it taken care...
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Introducing Ferret Legging, The Sport With The Goal Of Not Being Castrated By...
A ferret in a cowboy hat is always relevant.I have a ridiculous fascination with horrible things that people do to themselves in the name of sport. It’s a guilty pleasure, because it makes me feel...
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Sports Analyst Pat Robertson Weighed In On The Tim Tebow Trade
As we’ve discussed in the past, you can’t have much of a conversation about recent New York Jets acquisition Tim Tebow without religion being mentioned. Whether it’s our juvenile jokes or the fiery...
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Popek Rak Is Officially In Need Of An Intervention
If you aren’t familiar with the works of Popek Rak, he’s a Polish rapper (or “raper”) turned MMA fighter with a career record of 2-1, a desire to mutilate his body in one way or another and nobody...
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It’s A Pretty Bad Day To Be A ‘Dark Knight’ Super Bowl Conspiracy Theorist
I have a confession to make – I’m a huge conspiracy nut. However, I’m not saying that I’m the kind of guy who will slap on a tin foil hat every time the government passes a law. I just love watching...
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Jenna Jameson Claimed In A Twitter Rant That Tito Ortiz Tried To Kill Her
Hey, what day is it? A day that ends in –y. That means that former UFC icon and champion Tito Ortiz and his on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again girlfriend or wife or ex-wife or whatever Jenna...
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Former Member Of Punk Band Cro-Mags Stabs And Bites Current Members Of Punk...
They say a picture’s worth a thousand words, and the picture above screams, “I’m a f*cking insane former-founding member of a hardcore punk band and I’m mad that I’m not in the band anymore and I’m...
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Hey Guys, There’s A Real-Life Batman! He Uh, Just Got Arrested For The Second...
The pit stains…of justice. Hell yeah! Batman exists in the real world! Finally Gotham’s seedy underworld is going to be washed clean with the mop of righteousness! Well…except this Batman lives in...
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The John McAfee Saga Just Gets Nuttier And Nuttier
A few weeks ago we told you about the bizarre life and times of anti-virus software mogul John McAfee, an innovator turned eccentric billionaire who was wanted for murder in Belize. Well, he’s still...
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Is Back With Some Wild New Claims About The Girl Scouts
Things have been bad enough for the real Elmo character lately, so it certainly doesn’t help that some phony, anti-semitic Elmo is out there spouting hateful things at children in New York City. And...
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Watch This Naked Acrobat Terrify Passersby In The San Francisco Subway
Earlier this week, a month-old camera phone video was posted to YouTube that, at first, seemed like it would make for a light-hearted viral video that could make a crazy San Francisco hippie an...
View ArticleCrazy Rhubarb Lady
This woman caught stealing rhubarb from a neighbor’s property doesn’t seem too apologetic. In fact, she just keeps picking while hurling every crazy insult in the book. (PG-13 language.)
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The Crazy Lady Caught Stealing Rhubarb Is A Real-Life Roz From ‘Monsters Inc.’
Minus Roz’s charm, that is. There’s a lot I need to know about the woman in the video below, which comes from Reddit, namely: “Where’s your name, bitch?” Also, when she says her lawnmower was stolen...
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Did A Teen Girl Break Her Dog’s Neck Because One Direction Wouldn’t Follow...
Hey, here’s something awful to put into your overflowing “Teens Are the Worst” folder: upset over the fact that One Direction wouldn’t follow her on Twitter, a teen girl who goes by @illumivato...
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Twitter Has Finally Had Enough Of Nikki Finke
Also available for Nancy Grace posts at Warming Glow. Last week, David Poland of The Hot Blog Tweeted that cantankerous, self-imposed ruler of all things Hollywood Nikki Finke had been sending him...
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Hot Dog Enthusiasts Demand Satisfaction In the Form Of A Hot Dog Emoji
Getty Image Laura Ustick, a third-generation general manager of the Superdawg Drive-In in Wheeling, Illinois, is leading the charge to get a hot dog icon added into the Emoji lexicon, calling the...
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